EVENT LOCATION:
Rosie’s in New Kent
10515 Colonial Downs Parkway
New Kent, VA 23124
4th Floor Ballroom

Showtimes at 6PM + 8:30PM
Food available at Rosie’s Diner | Drinks available for purchase | 21+ Event

Please note: you may be seated with other guests if purchasing less than a full 4-top table.

This is not your typical comedy show.

Dirty Little Secrets is a fast-paced, interactive night of laughter where the audience becomes part of the fun. When you arrive, you’ll have the opportunity to anonymously share a secret — funny, awkward, or just a little wild. Some of those secrets may end up on stage as part of the show.

Hosted by nationally touring comedians Melissa Hager and Doug Thompson, this one-of-a-kind experience blends sharp stand-up, crowd interaction, and big casino energy.

No pressure. No embarrassment. Just unforgettable laughs!

Must be 21 or older. Tickets to Colonial Downs are sold exclusively through the Ticketmaster website. If you purchase tickets from any other source, such as Vivid Seats or StubHub, we cannot guarantee your seat. The prices of tickets obtained from unauthorized sources are often greatly inflated. Colonial Downs is not responsible for tickets purchased from other sources. Tickets purchased from secondary sellers are not eligible for replacement if tickets are lost or stolen, or if the event is canceled or rescheduled.